Challenge Blog
16 Mar 2007
Simon sails off!
Simon has headed off to Sunsail Club Colonna in Antigua for a week leaving me to man the website and carry on with the fundraising!
He'll be getting in lots of practice on the Hobie 15s that are at the club in some pretty fantastic trade winds that cross in front of the club almost perpertually...
Not because Simon is enjoying himself, but because I'm stuck here at home on Friday morning just about to head to work - please do sponsor us! (even though there is apparently some other charity thing going on today with some ridiculous red nasal decorations.)
If you do need a joke to get you to get your wallet out here is one I heard the other day:
2 Portsmouth men, Ken and Arthur were floating in a small boat in the middle of an ocean without land in sight.
Ken says - "Arfur - see that dirty old lamp down there - why don't you give it a rub?"
Arthur gives it a rub and hey presto - out comes a small genie -
"Hi guys - I'm only a trainee genie I'm afraid, so I can only grant you 1 wish!"
Arthur immediately says - "That's great, I'd like you to turn the entire ocean into lager"
The genie grants his wish and dissappears in a puff of smoke.
They are both overjoyed with their cunning and start to drink.
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..
..
Ken stops and says - "You know this is great, but now we are going to have to find somewhere else to piss!"
(drum roll please)
Break the comedy mould, sponsor us!
Not because Simon is enjoying himself, but because I'm stuck here at home on Friday morning just about to head to work - please do sponsor us! (even though there is apparently some other charity thing going on today with some ridiculous red nasal decorations.)
If you do need a joke to get you to get your wallet out here is one I heard the other day:
2 Portsmouth men, Ken and Arthur were floating in a small boat in the middle of an ocean without land in sight.
Ken says - "Arfur - see that dirty old lamp down there - why don't you give it a rub?"
Arthur gives it a rub and hey presto - out comes a small genie -
"Hi guys - I'm only a trainee genie I'm afraid, so I can only grant you 1 wish!"
Arthur immediately says - "That's great, I'd like you to turn the entire ocean into lager"
The genie grants his wish and dissappears in a puff of smoke.
They are both overjoyed with their cunning and start to drink.
..
..
..
Ken stops and says - "You know this is great, but now we are going to have to find somewhere else to piss!"
(drum roll please)
Break the comedy mould, sponsor us!
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